The Angry Teacup

By James, Year 3

I had one cup of tea, peppermint flavour.
‘That cup of tea was delicious. Can I have another cup of tea?’ I asked.
'No!' shouted my mum.
So I went to put on my thermal underwear, but then I got attacked by a cup of tea!
‘Aaaarrrggghh!’ I screamed. ‘I just wanted to put on my thermal underwear and go to bed!’ I staggered away.
The cup of tea said, ‘I’ll let you go on one condition: you let me eat you first.’
‘No way!’ I shouted.
‘Fine then,’ the cup of tea said. ‘I’ll just eat you.’