Farty Pig

Eric Li, Year 4
One Saturday day morning Farty Pig woke up and poured hot water over a dog and ate it.

He didn’t know what a hot dog actually was; he thought it was a ‘hot dog’.

Throughout his life he has owned 21,965 dogs, that’s why he’s anti-RSPCA.

Once the RSPCA tried to hide the dogs but Farty pig has a big nose so he could smell them.

Farty Pig has a ‘pet Fish’. I don’t mean a pet fish I mean a toxic farting flying fish.

Suddenly, his door got knocked down and a voice said, “Get him!"

“Why come in,” said Farty Pig while he blasted everyone with his SUPER TOXIC AND VERY SMELLY FART! (Except for him and his fish, because it would be silly if you blasted your own fish with your own fart)

Everyone fainted in the room except for him.