Dumpster Story

By Jake, Year 6

Once upon a time in a little downtown alley way, there was a thing who lived in a magical dumpster. It was nice and shiny with bits of rotten carrot and used diapers and it smelled really nice with wafts of baby poo coming out of the bin liners. Jokes! He lived in a manhole in New York City, which he rented from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, who bought a new lair in the outskirts of Manhattan where all the bad guys were. That’s why the ninja turtles had so many bad guys to fight. The thing’s manhole was a luxury with one bedroom and a pool (the sewer).  
  
One day the thing dropped his cellphone into the sewer. "Oh no, I dropped my cellphone into the water. Now I can’t go on social media."
​All of a sudden a floating stick came floating down from the roof and floated its way into the Thing’s hands.
He reached out for his phone but he missed it and dropped the stick. Another floating stick came into his hands. He reached out again. This time it worked. He picked his phone up. It was dropping water. It was broken so he threw it over his shoulder and got a new phone from his pile of new phones that he gets for free from Apple because he is sponsored.